I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

Wait, don't cum so deep in my throat, I can't breathe

He watched too much porn and fondled his beloved — his whole hand is in squirt!

"No cash? Let's do it the old-fashioned way" — sucks the cab driver for the trip

My sister came back from a summer binge and immediately got into her brother's pants

I'm gonna start the year without sex with my sister-- I took a dump on her face, oops

Sister, here's your money, but not for nothing - you owe me a fucking blowjob

Oh, fuck me, I'm fucking my mother! Well, at least I'm not a virgin now

2 camshots and a blowjob and no problems (I'm talking as a psychologist)

She dressed up the tree and set her ass up for the guy, because the New Year is coming

Oh, honey, what's with the ass? I'm gonna lick all your sperm anyway

I didn't have enough money to pay the rent, so I asked for a discount with sex

Why so, sister... Now until I fuck you up, I won't let you go

I was waiting for a new fucker, and my son came, so come in and fuck me, what can I do?

What a fucked up ex-fucking (spoiler alert - and fucking around, too 😡 )

I asked her to show me her tits, and she's already on my dick, and I'm fucked

Don't scream, it's only anal — I've fucked you 100 times already

You say your wife isn't cheating on you? Who am I coming on now 😏

I'm so drunk, bro - let me get the fuck out of here and spend the night

Stranger, are you also going to the Crimea? Let me suck your dick, we need to get acquainted

See those tits? She's gonna jerk my dick off with them, and you're gonna cum

I'm a delivery girl, but it's for the soul - if you want to get me deep

Sweetheart, you can finish your book later! Let's hurry up and fuck!

I can see it in her eyes - she wants sex, she'll take cum in her mouth and swallow it 💦